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After Shave
With a buoy-shaped bottle and distinctive scent, Old Spice After Shave is as American as a man on a motorcycle jumping over a baseball stadium while singing the national anthem. And the only thing despots hate more than decentralized government and free speech is the smell of Old Spice After Shave. So punch totalitarianism in the piehole by splashing on some Old Spice After Shave.

Cologne
Old Spice Cologne has been around for generations. If your grandfather hadn’t worn it, you wouldn’t exist. Neither would velvet paintings, the chili dog and sheepskin rugs — manly things that were made by men who smelled strong and splashed Old Spice cologne on their faces before doing other manly stuff during their day.

Long-Lasting Stick
Endurance. Long lasting. Stick. We practically threw every word that means stamina into this thing’s name because it works. It provides odor protection all day long, and beyond. Even if you lit yourself on fire and stood in the blast radius of a nuclear bomb, this stuff would not stop working.

Stick
Welcome to a home filled with deer heads, huge fireplaces, unpublished manuscripts and gold-plated hot tubs. Old Spice Classic envelops you in a clean, manly scent that has served mankind for decades. And it fights odor all day, turning your armpit house into an armpit home.

Advanced Solid
The finest street-legal antiperspirant you can get. Whether you know it or not, a 24/7 odor and wetness cockfight is going on in your armpits. You have an armpit emergency and must arm yourself with a nuclear-powered antiperspirant. Old Spice Pro Strength antiperspirant is the dam that will prevent massive pit flooding.

Clear Gel
We like to think of this antiperspirant as the Abraham Lincoln of antiperspirant, able to transcend time but remain clear and obvious. If you can follow our little simile, this antiperspirant/deodorant goes on clear but lasts long. We’re not saying Lincoln wore it, but if he were alive today, we think he might.

Ever Clear
Inspired by the same high-level thinking that brought about nude-colored bathing suits worn by international female supermodels, Everclear is an anti-perspirant that you can wear and no one will know. Except for you of course, allowing your self-confidence to rise faster then a condominium tower in Dubai with the knowledge that you smell great and at the same time are not at risk for developing unsightly residue. An occurrence so historically unpleasant and embarrassing that it came to be known in many ancient tribes as “white poo of the demon fox”.

High Performance Solid
If your armpits are in a deep recession, bail them out from wetness and odor with Red Zone High Performance Solid. Export manly smells and import ladies, knowledge and stories you’ll tell your great grandchildren. This deodorant is a straight-shooting policymaker.

Invisible Solid
This is an antiperspirant you will find in the medicine cabinets of haunted houses. That’s because it’s spooky how good it works. It goes on clear, and lasts all day. Don’t be frightened by its manly yet invisible power.

Aerosol Spray
Men like stuff in highly pressurized metal canisters. That’s a fact. That’s because aerosol is mysterious. How do microscopic beads of antiperspirant/deodorant “spray” out of a nozzle, coat your pits and provide long lasting sweat and odor protection? Sometimes it’s best not to ask questions when faced with magic.

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It’s one more thing that’s two things.

Like Double Impact, Old Spice Live Wire is a body wash and a moisturizer. So we’ve got two things that are two things, for a total of four awesome things. And when you also consider Live Wire’s great smell, rich lather, and hydrating properties, plus that cool green color, then you’ve got something like sixteen thousand awesome things. And maybe it’s not exactly that number of awesome things but what are you, some kind of math nerd? Lighten up, Pythagoras.